The Holly Saga continues, sponsored in part tonight by her "dear friend" Karen.
In case you haven't heard, the person who previously had my cell # was named Holly.
In the past I have been privileged to meet several of her "friends" including several late night drunk guys, and a British relative.
Tonight I met her "dear friend" Karen via text message. This is how it transpired:
Karen: Get off ur phone and pay attention to ur numbers. ;) (I am assuming she was referring to lottery numbers???)
Me: ? Who is this? Do you have the wrong number?
Karen: As if. Its karen. Lmfao!
Me: I dont think I know a Karen, who do you think I am?
Karen: Hahahahhahaha
Me: Seriously, i think you have the wrong # but hope you have a good day anyway!
Karen: Holly! Look at kat!
Me: This isn't Holly, it is someone called ShariAnn, but this must be her old # because I get calls for her all the time even though it hasn't been her # for over a year now.
Karen: Ok, sorry. Hav a good nite.
Me: no prob, you too.
I kinda feel sorry for Karen. Clearly she thought she was good friends with Holly, apparently not. Hope she had a good night anyways, and maybe next time when she sees Holly she will tell her to tell her friends when she gets a new number.
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Monday, December 26, 2011
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Dear Holly...
Dear Holly,
You probably don't read my blog but it is good emotional release for me anyways. If you did read my blog you would have known from my previous post "Hello is Holly there.." that I frequently receive phone calls from some of your former friends/acquaintances who still have your old number. For a brief time I thought that maybe you had corrected this problem, since I hadn't received many calls for awhile. However the events of the past few days have changed this perception. In the past three days I have received five calls from people looking for you. I politely informed them that this hasn't been your number for approx a year and a half now and it is time to update their contact information. Sadly one of your more frustrated and flustered acquaintances didn't hear this admonition and called me twice in the same hour. I fear that if you and your friends don't do something about this in the near future you will continue to miss out on important connections and communication opportunities. I am sure you are feeling terribly unconnected not getting the late night drunk calls from your partying friends, and that voice that sounds like a child probably misses you terribly. So to Holly and all of her friends, and to anyone else who has possibly changed their number in the recent past I strongly suggest that you ensure all your previous contacts have your updated contact information- for your sake, theirs, and the person who now has your former number.
Sincerely,
The current owner of your former cell number
You probably don't read my blog but it is good emotional release for me anyways. If you did read my blog you would have known from my previous post "Hello is Holly there.." that I frequently receive phone calls from some of your former friends/acquaintances who still have your old number. For a brief time I thought that maybe you had corrected this problem, since I hadn't received many calls for awhile. However the events of the past few days have changed this perception. In the past three days I have received five calls from people looking for you. I politely informed them that this hasn't been your number for approx a year and a half now and it is time to update their contact information. Sadly one of your more frustrated and flustered acquaintances didn't hear this admonition and called me twice in the same hour. I fear that if you and your friends don't do something about this in the near future you will continue to miss out on important connections and communication opportunities. I am sure you are feeling terribly unconnected not getting the late night drunk calls from your partying friends, and that voice that sounds like a child probably misses you terribly. So to Holly and all of her friends, and to anyone else who has possibly changed their number in the recent past I strongly suggest that you ensure all your previous contacts have your updated contact information- for your sake, theirs, and the person who now has your former number.
Sincerely,
The current owner of your former cell number
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