Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Dear Holly...

Dear Holly,
You probably don't read my blog but it is good emotional release for me anyways. If you did read my blog you would have known from my previous post "Hello is Holly there.." that I frequently receive phone calls from some of your former friends/acquaintances who still have your old number. For a brief time I thought that maybe you had corrected this problem, since I hadn't received many calls for awhile. However the events of the past few days have changed this perception. In the past three days I have received five calls from people looking for you. I politely informed them that this hasn't been your number for approx a year and a half now and it is time to update their contact information. Sadly one of your more frustrated and flustered acquaintances didn't hear this admonition and called me twice in the same hour. I fear that if you and your friends don't do something about this in the near future you will continue to miss out on important connections and communication opportunities. I am sure you are feeling terribly unconnected not getting the late night drunk calls from your partying friends, and that voice that sounds like a child probably misses you terribly. So to Holly and all of her friends, and to anyone else who has possibly changed their number in the recent past I strongly suggest that you ensure all your previous contacts have your updated contact information- for your sake, theirs, and the person who now has your former number.

Sincerely,
The current owner of your former cell number

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